Sean Hammer — The Monarch Review

TONIC MONEY – Sean Hammer

Thursday, February 20, 2014 12:29 — 0 Comments

He sat on the toilet, ostensibly taking a shit but really drinking a gin and tonic, thinking to himself that he could write like Henry Chinaski, if he really wanted to. So after wiping he did just that, he brought his gin and tonic to his desk and sipped while he typed, sometimes one-handed. He took a thirty-minute break to look at pornography and refill his drink and masturbate to no effect; probably because of the gin. Then he typed for another two hours before his eyes started to hurt from the brightness of the screen and he sucked on […]