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The President’s Hairdo – Beau Golwitzer

Monday, May 18, 2015 11:09 — 0 Comments

The President came out with a new hairdo. Previously, the President had sported, not by choice, a simple white ribbon of hair wrapped from the left side to the right side of his head. But now the President’s new hairdo was a big, 1950s-style blonde beehive.   The first anyone saw of the new hairdo was when the President made an announcement of it in the Rose Garden during a July press conference. He started this announcement by saying, “Do you like my hair?” and then he touched the hair in a dainty little way. The press had a lot […]