Essays — June 10, 2015 9:39 — 0 Comments

An Annotated Tinder Profile – Maggie MK Hess

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Beauty lies on the inside (1), but I am a sucker for pretty eyes and a sunny smile (2). I’m a Graphic and web designer, and I own a branding/design business (3). I love hiking, jamming, photography and just about every sport known to man (4). I’m good at building and fixing stuff (5). Looking for a somewhat intellectual person (6). Kinda old fashioned (7).

Footnotes
1. I hear sensitive guys get laid more.
2. You gotta be hot, though. You gotta be hot.
3. I’m unemployed / freelance a little bit for my dad.
4. I’ll do anything when I’m high.
5. Own a drill. Wanna see how it works? It’s my dick. Get it?
6. Plz dont be smarter than me.
7. Femininisms aka boner-killers need not apply.

Bio:

Maggie MK Hess is the poetry editor at The Los Angeles Review and writes about Tinder at dearmrpostman.com.

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