Mary was a bartender. On this afternoon she brought a half liter of beer to each of two guys at the bar. Introductions were made.

When Mary left to deliver beer to other customers, the first shook his head and said, “I sure do love that Mary.” He had just met her but that isn‘t relevant in love stories.

The other instantly replied, “Everybody loves Mary.”

Mary overheard them, walked back to the guys and explained, “I got boobs. I bring beer. What’s not to love?”